SORTING DAY - smells like a visit to the marriage counsellor

WHITE CHRISTMAS - Smells like when the white runs out its time to drink the red

HOLIDAY SPIRITS- Smells like the tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year

SMORES & WHORES - Smells like someone's getting a Bible for Christmas

JINGLE MY BELLS - Smells like you "put out" for Santa.

JOLLY A F - Smells like someone's got their tinsel in a tangle

LETS GET BAKED - Smells like someone's getting "fat" for Christmas

SILENT NIGHTS - Smells like someone needs to use a glue stick not chapst

NAUGHTY LIST - Smells a lot like your "friends" list.