SORTING DAY - smells like a visit to the marriage counsellor

BOSS COW -smells like the whole herd is now headed in the wrong direction

NIGHT CHECKS -smells like nothing runs smoothy after midnight

LETS GET BAKED - Smells like someone's getting "fat" for Christmas

SILENT NIGHTS - Smells like someone needs to use a glue stick not chapstick

NAUGHTY LIST - Smells a lot like your "friends" list.

HO HO HOES - Smells like someone's been up your chimney.

WHITE CHRISTMAS - Smells like when the white runs out its time to drink the red

HOLIDAY SPIRITS- Smells like the tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year