top of page

HOME
SHOP
CANDLE CARE
ABOUT
SHOP LOCAL
CONTACT
WHOLESALE
PRIVACY POLICY
More

Use tab to navigate through the menu items.

I LIKE A GOOD PADDLE

Brandied Pear & Alder Wood

I LIKE A GOOD PADDLE

$39.00Price

Quantity*

Related Products

I SLEEP AROUND

I LOVE WEINERS

I HATE PULLING OUT

NICE TENTS

LIGHT THE LAMP - Smells like "My Cup Size is STANLEY!"

NO REGRETS - Smells like great stories and possible jail time

LETS GET BAKED - Smells like someone's getting "fat" for Christmas

NOT TODAY - Smells like two words and one finger

SMORES & WHORES - Smells like someone's getting a Bible for Christmas.

SILENT NIGHTS - Smells like someone needs to use a glue stick not chapstick

TROPHY WIFE - Smells like someone peaked in high school

SHIT SHOW - Smells like booze is the glue that holds it all together

DIRTY MIND - Smells like one million porn sites can't be wrong.

TROPHY WIFE - Smells like someone peaked in high school

NAUGHTY LIST - Smells a lot like your "friends" list.

MORNING WOOD

bottom of page